me forced to come into this capitalist world and trying to live

i love calling my self a Bitch but if a man calls me a bitch im gonna step on his throat an snap his neck

Boo + Repeated Lines
Monsters, Inc. (2001) dir. Pete Docter

Putting potato chips on a sandwich with the other ingredients so you get a cronch is absolute the only righteous way to live

hey what the fuck

Stop being afraid to live deliciously

Vegetables are delicious, u guys just don’t know how to cook

oth core three, 2018 glow up edition

_{F.R.I.E.N.D.S + meeting new people}

you think you want me to shut up? i have to listen to myself even when im not talking

wow this is a fucking mood

F•R•I•E•N•D•S, The One with All the Resolutions (S05E11)

television meme [14/20] comedy women
∟monica geller: the apartment’s gonna be a mess. i won’t have time to clean it. what if the baby gets into the ribbon drawer and messes up all the ribbons? what if there’s no room for a ribbon drawer because the baby’s stuff takes up all the space? where will all the ribbons go?

man imagine getting an anal exam from carlisle. i know the mans a good doctor but his fingers are chilly….

Would he like??? Boil his fingers before hand???

moodboard for carlisle boiling his hands to put in your ass

i’m gonna fucking murder every last one of you and the lord will not punish me for it